Ok,

I'm gonna tell you all what happened today, Saturday.

I'm driving and listening to the radio.  This DJ is talking about some contest.  I'm only half-listening.  Then he says Tuesday is judgment day.  I'm thinking what did he just say?  Then he's talking about the first prize, the second prize, and then he states the third prize.  The third prize is a ride home on the back of a sheep.  He's laughing.  I'm not.  Incredible.

Joe M